When bae #2 puts a pic of you up on instagram
side joint like I’m pregnant
When you call to see how much you owe in student loans.
reason to not become an adult
- you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
my mom has invited me over for dinner
my mom needs help with furniture
my mom just got a new phone and needs my help
my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Dont Get Caught Fuckin In Yo Mama House
some parents are trash. it’s really not that serious to be knocking ya child out like a bitch on the street
how you talk to your daughter like she just fucked your man and punch her in the face what kind of trash ass shit is that.
My heart didn’t break into a thousand pieces after he left. Instead, I realized all the things he didn’t do. He didn’t want to hear my stories. He didn’t ask me questions. He didn’t smile when I was talking to him. He didn’t hug me out of the blue to make me feel good. His hugs were always a preamble to something else and after he was gone, I wondered if he ever knew me at all.
– Diane Les Becquets